ugh

flight+class=really fucked up sleep cycle

in Korea. and in school I guess

what I learned: 0
what I memorized: too much. but meaningless.

Stages of friendship.

• Stage 1: writing like a formal essay. All grammar mistakes must be eliminated.
• Stage 2: capitalization can occasionally be forgotten, mistakes can pass without self-drama.
• Stage 3: when texting will sometimes use texting lingo like lol and smileys.
• Stage 4: type so fast you don't notice mistakes.
• Stage 5: all caps or no caps, what is English, only your partner can understand the secret code.

probend:

probend:

i made a salad but it was super warm so i put it in the freezer and forgot about it and now it’s rock hard i’m angry

update: do not microwave salad

fathersollux:

i dont understand the concept of boob censorship
 
its like u can show as much of the boob as you want??? but??? as soon as there is nipple its likE NO BAD BOOB GO AWAY BOOB THAT IS TOO SEXUAL PUT THE BOOB AWAY„, BBBOOB

Anonymous asked: what are you doing in upenn?

guessing this is Dennis. sorry I forgot to reply to that.
Becoming a professor of course. jk. I’m shadowing my cousin’s husband around the bio lab. he a graduate student. I’m doing some bench work for their research. pretty much his bitch. but I don’t wash flasks and glasses.
and yes for colleges apps.

if I rejected ur friend request in the morning

I’m not gonna accept it at night.

1st day of Upenn

great experience. I can’t wait to get to college. not that I’ll get into Upenn…

cousin’s joke

hey jake. I met him (her husband) at your age. scary huh?

"Want me to pack your clarinet just in case you get lost?"

Old friends

Despite the fact that you don’t talk to them due to laziness and schedule conflicts. there is that bond that just never leaves.

sennenhallows:

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”

There is no in between.